departured:

my greatest talent is being able to watch 5 years worth of a tv show in one week

mangomamita:

also this is my favorite vine

snapchatting:

i can’t believe your hips would just lie to me like that

heroineheroine:

bishopmyles:

KNFgdfjklhn;

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heroineheroine:

bishopmyles:

KNFgdfjklhn;

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Conversation I overheard at work

  • Customer: How can you do this job (stripping)? Isn't it degrading having to take your clothes of for money?
  • Dancer: You're the guy that just forked out $300 for me to take my clothes off. Isn't it degrading having to pay that much before a girl who looks like me will take her clothes for you?
  • theanti90smovement:

    very small dog? puppy

    very big dog? puppy

    very young dog? puppy

    very old dog? puppy

    puppy? puppy

    peoplemagazine:

    he’s so proud

    destiel:

    trying to make a situation better and accidentally making it a worse
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